Alis volat propriis
oh-schnap:

151 people don’t get the joke and just really hate the homeless
mishawakened-fallen-angel:

frustrated-fallen-angel:

gallifreyanprincess:

insanitymobs:

asktheminecrafthuntress:

ykfinch:

ask-shadefire-midnight-and-elsa:

askdiamonddust:

funnyandhilarious:

New type of airplane… »

Oh hell nah!

My dad would be terrified

I would want the aisle seat.

Imagine it’s a late night flight, and everyone’s dozing off. In your half-asleep stupor you look down at the floor and you see a face gazing in at you through the glass, a face of something not quite human..

welcome to Tumblr, where the most interesting topics twist into nightmares.

how cool



Can you imagine how scary this would be during a thunderstorm with lightning?
Dear Lord Jesus give me strength to deal with all the people complaining about a 9pm meeting. I know it sucks but there is nothing we can do about it so please stop complaining!

discoveringdaniel:

grimdarkthroes:

no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE

An anthology of short stories by college students

(via yunging19)

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via little-miss-escapist)

pale-dandelion:

Everyone: You’re too old for Disney movies
Me: image

(Source: pale-moonflowers, via little-miss-escapist)

cheeseyturtlelove:


The sound I made was inhuman.
  • Iggy Azalea as a painter: First things first I'm a realist
  • me: *sees a bug in my house*
  • me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
  • bug: *flies at my face*
  • me: first of all how dare you